I beg (hahaha) to differ.
1. The Dog Whisperer was self-taught. I was not. (Uncountable number of hat tips to Steve Smith)
2. The Dog Whisperer is actually able to rehabilitate dogs with behavior problems. The Senate may be beyond rehabilitation. (“Do not attempt the techniques you are about to see without consulting a professional!)
3. On second though, maybe we need a Senate version of Millan’s Dog Psychology Center. “The Senate Psychology Center: For Rehabilitation of Especially Aggressive Senators”
4. Millan likes “power breeds” (e.g. pittbulls, others). I prefer The Mox. http://home.gwu.edu/~binder/Moxie.html