David Hogg sends in this bit of silliness.
All I can say is, I remember when Garfield was edgy. That fat cat who was obnoxious and not cute at all . . . What happened?? The comic strip became too cuddly so he had to express his aggression in other ways?
P.S. Yeah, I know, this belongs on the sister blog. But I’ve pledged to keep that one all-statistics for 30 days.