“Roger Clemens has been indicted”:http://www.cnn.com/2010/SPORT/08/19/clemens.indictment/index.html?hpt=T1 for … perjury. Relieved to hear he was indicted, but I was still kind of hoping they were finally going to get him on assault and battery for this:
For those of you not permanently traumatized by the 2000 World Series, yes, that is Roger Clemens about to throw a bat at Mike Piazza’s head. And no, not only was he not arrested, he wasn’t even thrown out of the game. Go figure.